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Obama's New Year's Resolutions

Resolution #1: To waterboard the guy who mounted the "unstable" Presidential seal that fell from the podium while he was giving a speech.

Was the embarrassing incident an omen that Obama will fall in 2012?

 

Resolution #2: To become a better role model for the nation and his Health Care plan by giving up cigarettes.

Resolution #3: To smoke in places where he can't be seen or photographed.

 

Resolution #4: To prove his birth certificate is authentic.

On December 28, 2010, Hawaii Governor Neil Abercrombie said he's determined to do whatever he can do legally to prove Obama is a native Hawaiian.

At last, here is the official and original birth certificate that will put negative speculation to rest and silence the conspiracy nuts.